4688

Joke of the Day

"What do you call a musical wreath made from $100 bills? Aretha Franklins"

"What does a carpenter do after one night stand? A matching one for the other side of the bed."

"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."

"Marital problems ""You haven't listened to a word I've said, have you?"" Always seems like a strange way for my wife to start a conversation with me."

"What do you call 4 dicks tied together? An erectangle."

"if you have a dirty lift raft... does it make it a dingy dingy?"

"Grandma found out I'm single so I have roughly an hour to find a gf or Ill be getting the 'have you thought about being a priest' talk again"

"Godzilla, Mothra, and Battra all walk into a bar... The building owner must now pay $100,000 due to property damage."

"Eric Clapton's son was a prolific writer by the age of 4 and a half... He did 49 stories in 7 seconds."

"An old man and young boy are walking through the woods at night; the boy says ""I'm scared."", to which the old man responds ""*You're* scared?? *I'm* the one that has to walk back alone!"""