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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cold thief A rob-buurr"
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"interviewer: do you have any experience in a leadership role? me: well, I am the group admin for a WhatsApp group"
"A joke my grandpa told me... Men start their life from between a woman's thighs, and they spend the rest of their life trying to get back... Talk about home sickness..."
"Waiter there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !"
"Did you hear about that group of midgets suing the local bar? Yeah, they were upset with how short the stools were. The judge threw out the case, though; told them they were grasping at straws."
"What's the difference between three cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."
"While having an all-out war with underwater warships, I accidentally hit one of my teammates. Oops wrong sub."
"If someone from New Jersey bites you, are you from New Jersey?"
"Invisible Man A nurse says, ""Doctor, the invisible man is here for his three o'clock."" The doctor says, ""Well, tell him I can't see him."""
"By 5, the human child can walk and feed itself, but doesn't yet stray from home, as it relies on parents for tablet charging and maintenance"