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Joke of the Day

"Teacher to russian student: Boris, beware, I have eyes in my back! russian student: What Are you braging about? I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!"

"When does a black person become a nigger? As soon as he leaves the room."

"What do nuclear physicists eat for lunch? Fission Chips."

"Why do people like bananas? Because they have appeal!"

"1. Put on clown shoes. 2. Sit in toilet stall with feet pulled up. 3. Wait for someone to enter other stall. 4. Slowly lower feet to floor"

"Did you hear about the Hunger Games character who got eaten alive in the Middle East? Poor Peeta..."

"My fear of dogs went away after I dated my ex Cause she was a total bitch"

"I hate being ""backwards guy"" when moving funiture. I could get hurt."

"Did you hear about the man who was frozen to absolute zero? He's 0k now"

"#presidentfacts Barack Obama is the first president in nearly 80 years to choose a water type as his starting Pokemon"