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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who watched that new Bruce Willis film five times in a row? He was a Die Hard fan."

"Why are Jews so bad at maths? Cause they can never find the final solution"

"A mathematician tries to go to the beach... A mathematician tried to go to the beach to get a tan, but he couldn't find it cos there were no sines."

"My son would've been 4 yo today Man 1: My son would've been 4 yo today Man 2: Oh, I'm sorry man. What happened? Man 1: I pulled out."

"Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist? Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero."

"Eating clocks is... time consuming. Sorry."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? The knife has a point"

"Dude walks into a bar ...and drops dead from oxygen deprivation. It's a Mars bar."

"3 horrible things in life: 1) Seeing your mom cry. 2) Seeing the love of your life fall in love with somebody else. 3) Slow Internet."

"Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!"