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Joke of the Day

"Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist? Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero."

"Didja hear that Hershey's is bringing out a new LGBT candy-bar? They're callin it a Lady Bruce."

"This joke is like a never ending stairway. This joke is like a never ending stairway, it leads up to nothing"

"When I looked at the eclipse yesterday all I could see were my parents fighting :("

"Toilets are really just fart amplifiers when you are trying to be quiet."

"I wanted to rope down this mountain... but I found it quite rappelent."

"What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears? ... Britney asked to be hit one more time.."

"What do you call a man who's always in high spirits? An alcoholic."

"Sarah Palin bought up all of Alaska's pancake mix She's trying to keep her son from battering women"

"Have you tried Ethiopian Food? Neither have they."