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Joke of the Day
"A man with dyslexia... Walks into a bra."
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"Had an idea for a Scrabble like game where you can only use racial slurs as words. The object is to see who can out trump who."
"I am trisexual I'll tri sex with anyone"
"What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day? I want to know her secret"
"I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long."
"Ignorant person: ""You're Canadian. You live in igloos, right?"" Me: ""You're American. You live in McDonalds', Right?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"
"How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time."
"What's the difference between a violin and a viola? The viola takes longer to burn."
"How does an astronaut cut his hair? Eclipse it."