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Joke of the Day
"Why did Bill Cosby go to the gynecologist? He heard they carried rape kits."
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"ISIS vs North Korea. Who would win? everyone"
"Today I have learnt - if you try and give someone the finger whilst wearing mittens, you are basically just showing them your mittens."
"I wish i had the immune system of an African baby I've heard they only get sick once in their whole lives."
"What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ? Leave the plunger on the toilet."
"Benedict Cumberpatch's full name is Benedictionary Cucumbercabbagepatch."
"It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today. And that's just for the alcohol."
"How does Henry VIII like his coffee? Decap."
"i'm so bad at rock-paper-scissors, last time i accidently joined a street gang."
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