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Joke of the Day

"What is the most religious medicine? The Deacon gestant"

"My mate thought it was funny... to post about disleyxics but he spelt ""funny"" wrong..."

"When theres a rack of lamb, there is not a lack of ram."

"How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut."

"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"

"wow american really nailed the demographic of the 6am business traveler with the in flight movie selection of madagascar 3"

"I think all dads are in a secret competition to see who can sneeze the loudest."

"Cop: do u have anything illegal in the vehicle Me: *thinks about all the drugs in the car* no Cop: why did you just say asterisk thinks abo"

"When she moans ""deeper"", but... you've run out of government secrets."

"How to piss off an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him to determine the period."