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Joke of the Day
"How many guys does it take to open a beer? None, it should be open when she brings it to you."
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"If getting drunk and eating pizza rolls is wrong then maybe I don't fully comprehend how a kindergarten open house actually works."
"'the red wedding was my favorite part' -- drone operator"
"90% of people get this problem wrong 1+1+1+1+1 1+1+1+1+1 1+1x0+1 = ?"
"Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes? In the L Ron cupboard."
"What did the SJW say to the person who had just been blackmailed? At least you didn't get white maled."
"Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way."
"I wish I was an American so that I had the right to bear arms. I'd probably go for panda bear arms because awwwww, so cute."
"What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them? The Islands"
"We're gonna party like its 1999. //breaks out Nokia flip phone and starts to panick about Y2K//"