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Joke of the Day

"A black man and his son are walking on the beach... ... the son asks ""Dad, can I play with your wiener?"" [](/sp) The dad says ""Okay, but don't go too far."""

"Me: WHAT DO WE WANT?! Him: ""Nothing. I'm good."" WHEN DO WE WANT IT? ""Seriously, knock it off."" I GOT A NEW BULLHORN! ""I can see that.."

"What is black and white and red and brown and silver and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a harpoon through her head."

"What's the difference between Michael phelps and hitler... Michael phelps can finish a race"

"Roses are niggas. Violets are niggas. I'm Lil Wayne, And niggas ryhmes with niggas."

"I relate to #PizzaRat because if I found a slice of pizza as big as a car you can bet I'd try my best to take that thing home."

"Daddy what is a transvestite? Ask your mother, he knows it."

"Black ice is just like regular ice except it dies first in movies."

"thanks, but I'M TOO FAR AWAY FOR YOU TO BE HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS STOP IT"

"Why did the scare crow get a raise? Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now."