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Joke of the Day
"There's no ""I"" in team but there is one in shut your stupid mouth."
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"What do tornadoes and blondes have in common? When they show up there's a lot of sucking and blowing, but when they're gone, your house and car are gone too."
"""I'm supes scared & all alone & in my underwear. What's that noise in the basement? I should totes go check it out."" - Virgins tonight"
"""I'm going to make a great mother one day"" I whisper to myself as I catch my burrito mid-fall and only a single bean spills out"
"I'm a tree born and raised in Israel... ...A Hasidic Yew."
"What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday? Aye Matey"
"a Rabbi, an accountant, a banker, and a doctor walk into a bar mitzvah"
"A drunk stumbles out of the bar, sees a nun on the sidewalk and pops her one right in the nose... while she's on the ground crying, he says,""Not so tough now, are you, Batman?"""
"There was this ancient pagan ritual where they would hit the ground with sticks and shout out. Today we call it golf."
"My 8 year old told me a really clever joke for once. What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk? A Star-Spangled Banner."