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Joke of the Day

"A pilots plane is shot down When he parachutes out, he is taken to a pow camp. He is later asked ""What did you have on the wings of your plane?"" ""Holes mostly..."""

"On the scene of a murder.. ""Detective, we found a pool of blood in the suspect's room!"" ""Hm, sounds disgusting. Clean it up and continue looking for evidence."""

"Just Admit it Your biggest lie was & still is : ""I have read and agrees\d to the terms of service."""

"Why is the book ""Women Who Love Too Much"" a disappointment for many men? No phone numbers."

"I said ""I'm not going to repeat myself"""

"A girl picking up the phone in the middle of sex is a free pass to get weird."

"I just saw a man get hit by a car...he got hit & fell down & then got up & chased the car down the block!!!! His legs must be strong as shit"

"I love plants. They are the only living things that do not run away from me."

"Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint"

"It's been a week since my wife went missing. The police told me to expect the worst. So I took her things back out of the garbage bin."