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Joke of the Day

"The Great Wall of China proves that Trump's wall will work... ... throughout many centuries no Mexican has ever breached it."

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"What is a chemists favourite type of music? Heavy Metals."
"Somebody stole my mood ring I don't know how to feel about it."
"Caesar: Veni, vidi, vici meaning I came, I saw, I conquered. Which is probably useful for explaining why the strip club down the street now has the motto: Veni, vidi, veni."
"What's Donald Trumps favourite album? The Wall."
"I never ever make mitsakes."
"What is the witches motto ? We came we saw we conjured !"
"Paula Deen is set to release memoirs about life with Type 2 diabetes It will be titled ""Paula Deen - For Butter or Worse"""
"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram"
"I can't wait until my breasts make milk. Sometimes I get thirsty. And the fridge is all the way over there."