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Joke of the Day

"The Great Wall of China proves that Trump's wall will work... ... throughout many centuries no Mexican has ever breached it."

"My girlfriend is a game girl And I'm the game boy"

"Men don't know what it's like to give birth but women don't know what it's like to have children you may not be aware of. Let's call it even"

"So a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a piece of shrink wrap... The doctor looks up and says; ""I can clearly see your nuts."""

"You are going to lose your license to be a doctor Doctor 1: You are going to lose your Doctoring License Doctor 2: Everyone has slept with their patients one time or another Doctor 1: You're a vet"

"I make more money than Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerburg combined And all I do is work at the U.S. Mint"

"I've been standing in IKEA with a lamp shade on my head for 3 days, hiding from the cops."

"What do you call Jehova's Witnesses in Chinese Ding Dong"

"Stephen Hawking has finally released his new book about space. It's about time, too."

"What do you call rude fungi? Shiit-talking mushrooms"