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Joke of the Day
"Roses are brown... Violets are brown... Wait...Who shat in my garden?"
Next Joke
"Make sure to change out the condom in your wallet once in a while...so your wallet doesn't think you're a loser."
"Excuse me while I go slip into something more alcohol."
"You jerks sit here making your dumb pun jokes, while people in Africa don't even have drinking water Well Water; Uganda Due"
"Seal walks into a club ..."
"The barber asked me ""do u have any kids"" & I said ""I do not, no"" and he got very quiet, realize now he probs thought I said ""I do not know"""
"I always wanted to be a barber But I just couldn't cut it."
"Cheating at a limbo contest.... that's about as low as you can get!"
"I'm going to bed tonight at a reasonable hour so I can be extremely obnoxious at an unreasonable hour tomorrow."
"I am 72% Jesus Jesus walked on water. Watermelons are 72% water. I can walk on watermelons. Therefore, I'm 72% Jesus."