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"Now picture me using proper grammar Wronger"
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"My girl has been eating a lot of Mexican fast food and gaining tons of weight lately, but I'll never stop loving her She's my Taco Belle"
"A man walks into a bar... ""ouch"""
"What's a SJW's favorite maths topic? Triggernometry"
"Her: You don't have to cook me dinner, we can just go out. Me *tossing a jellyfish in the air like pizza dough* No it's fine I don't mind.."
"I don't like road head I always have whiskey dick."
"My friend, Power, is always tired That's because his boss makes him work overtime."
"What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size? Four-tified"
"What is a primate's ideal salary? A gorillian dollars per year."
"(i crack an egg; it falls under the pan) i prefer a firm yolk (i accidentally drop my phone in the toilet) phones make us communicate less"