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Joke of the Day

"A horse walked into a bar... After assessing the danger of the situation 5 men immediately left the bar."

"Still waiting for #WTF! Friday where we all list people whose popularity is a mystery to us."

"why Palestinians have the fastest computers? coz they have RAM-allah"

"What do a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? Always have to smell it, never get to eat it."

"Some fancy kids just egged my house with quail eggs. I went out to yell, and one of them garnished me with chives."

"said to my wife... I can make a car out of noodles. NO YOU CAN'T she said. ...should've seen her face when I drove pasta."

"What do you call a Mexican child molester? A Pedrophile"

"What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have? Virgin Mobile"

"Yoda and Luke Skywalker are together in a ship when Luke asks... Luke: are we on track? Yoda: off course, we are."

"how many Snapple Facts do I have to get before it counts as a GED"