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Joke of the Day
"What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have? Virgin Mobile"
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"I phoned my work this morning and said, ""Sorry boss, I can't come in today, I have a wee cough."" He said, ""You have a wee cough?"" I said, ""Really? Cheers boss, see you next week!"""
"What did the pirates say who stole Kim Kardashians jewelry? We wanted her booty!"
"I've bought drinks for guys and not as an equality thing but because when I'm drunk I forget that money is real."
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally."
"Who are the fastest readers of all time? 9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds"
"Why does Piglet smell? Because he plays with Pooh."
"""Now is a good time to think about every mistake you've ever made."" - 3 am"
"Did you hear about that invisible penis? It came out of nowhere..."
"Hillary Clinton logs onto her email server [deleted]"