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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry."
Next Joke
"Few things are creepier than someone saying ""I know"" after you introduce yourself."
"What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk? A dead bird."
"How does Moses get his coffee? He buys it from Starbucks..."
"I wish my wife worked at Subway Maybe then she would make me a sandwich."
"How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution"
"what do you call a private, romantic rendezvous between two feet a podiatryst"
"Real men don't cry...tears for real men are only unnecessary liquids in the body."
"Why did Jennifer cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt"
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister's chin."