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Joke of the Day

"A Christian telling an atheist he is going to Hell is about as scary as a small child telling an adult they wont get any presents from Santa"

"You'll never know how creative you really are until you need to start lying to your kids."

"I have an EpiPen A man lying on the roadside gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"The initials of the Sri Lankan players read like DOS commands. MKDIR, CHKDSK."

"The only ""B"" word you should call women is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."

"Why did the prostitute cry after her customer left? He gave her the biggest tip she ever had"

"I hate street performers. Then again, I'm a mime, so I can't really talk."

"Name one thing Taylor Swift doesn't have in her purse Her boyfriend's phone number"

"Last night, a cop pulled me over. ""Out of the car!"" he said. Then an Indian, fireman and construction worker appeared. We danced until dawn."

"What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target? Boys clothes half off."