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Joke of the Day

"Super hot girl working the snack stand at the theater ... and I just ordered a ""cockporn with extra butter"". Thanks brain."

"Good cop: Just relax Moody cop: OMG, you again? I hate you, but I kinda misssed you, why don't you call anymore? You're going to jail"

"What do we want? A 2016 calendar! When do we want it? Late 2015!"

"What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath? One has hope in her soul..."

"All of us had a good time with those Harambe memes Now the joke is dead because all of you little kids jumped into it."

"Gold Digger - like a hooker, only smarter."

"How do stick men play fetch with their dog?"

"American cheese is just regular cheese that's not afraid to fight for freedom! Also, it's fatter than the other cheeses. And more racist."

"The United States has fallen into disrepair, due to a great catastrophe... ...they say it was called: ""The 2016 Presidential Election Season"""

"Nostalgia It really isn't what it used to be."