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Joke of the Day

"What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common? If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded."

"if people really didn't want to hear smartass responses they wouldn't keep asking questions like ""do you know why i pulled you over?"""

"I really need to go on the show Survivor. Not for the money or the fame. It's just the only way I'm ever gonna effectively lose weight."

"You know there are some trained minds that can tell a lot about a person just by looking at them. I like to call said minds 'Presumptious, judgemental Assholes.'"

"Good women are found on every corner of the earth but sadly the earth is round."

"The time you really begin to envy your cat Monday morning."

"What did the Chinese man give his daughter? A clothes hanger."

"What do porn and heavy metal have in common? Both used to have a lot more hair back in the 70's and 80's"

"""I'm better than you because I can fly and my body is a boat."" ~ Ducks"

"I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing she'll do today is buy bedroom curtains."