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"The day Adele decides to crowd surf is the day we learn who her real fans are"
"[Mary Magdalene, in bed with someone else after Jesus dies] Him: You said his name again."
"A man walks into a bar Ouch..."
"How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair."
"Next time you get in a fight with your girl.. Go tighten all the lids on the jars."
"Black Friday has taken all of my money : Robinson Crusoe"
"""Fruit OR Vegetable?"" *pic of apple* fruit. *pic of carrot* vegetable *pic of Ryan Seacrest on life support* oh geez idk"
"What's the difference between a shrimp with big tits and a bus station full of old people? One's a busty crustacean and the other's a crusty bus station!"
"Chef 1: You can't serve cake for breakfast, moms won't allow it. Chef 2: What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it? 1: GENIUS!"