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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to die like my grandfather, who passed away while sleeping Not like his four passengers..."

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"Hi, fire department? My cat is in a tree. Television has taught me that this is your problem."
"The new Trump Administration is re-doing the voice mail prompts at the White House... Thank you for calling the White House. For English, press 1. <silence>"
"I personally think that Halloween should be moved To November 8 (it'll be more scary)"
"My wife suffers from chronic, debilitating headaches. Anyway, enough about her... ...back to drum practice."
"A man is told he is drunk by a Bartender He shouted ""I am not drunk"" The Bartender shouted ""Tell the time!"" The man walked up to the clock and shouted at the Clock ""I AM NOT FUCKING DRUNK"""
"What do you call a black guy in a museum? Antique farm equipment"
"What starts with P and ends with orn? ;) Popcorn."
"I'm on my way to Williston, ND. It's the most in the middle of nowhere I've ever been. I plan to show them the iPad and claim to be Jesus."
"I hate it when I remove myself from around people to fart in peace and they follow me right after I have release a big one."
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