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Joke of the Day
"What starts with P and ends with orn? ;) Popcorn."
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"If u ever rob someones house just bring guacamole that way if they catch you you can just yell surprise and tell them they're having a party"
"Earlier today, scientists made it official that dolphins are second only to men when it comes to intelligence. So that pushes women further down to third place?"
"I like my women like I like my dick... ...kept in a dark place and taken out to be beaten every once in a while"
"What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers."
"I often call my stepson a ""bitch"" and my stepdaughter a ""dickhead"" to show them the importance of gender equality."
"My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch!"
"What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol."
"This LSD may be taking a turn, but I think this pony rabbit is a piece of shit insurance salesman."
"I asked a friend of mine what it was like being a herb farmer.... ...He said its not so bad and that he had a lot of thyme on his hands."