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Joke of the Day
"Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win... they lose."
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"I think I missed the driver ed class on how inching forward every 5 seconds at a red light makes it turn green faster."
"Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna"
"Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong."
"sorry to bodyshame, but ferrets have no business being that long"
"I'm not an elitist. I'm far better than that."
"pay no attention to the pizza being delivered to the bush outside your bedroom window.."
"What does a girl have in common with a camel? They both have a camel toe."
"*sees girl at bar* Hey baby, wanna get outta here? ""Sure!"" Good, you're really killing the vibe."
"Clowns terrorizing the streets. A real life billionaire villain running for president. We need Batman now more than ever"