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Joke of the Day

"The penis mightier than the sword. haha penis."

"I always rode clean. Always. Never won any bike races. Never competed. Don't even really know how to ride a bike. #vindicated"

"What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar? an outlier downvote brigade can start now"

"What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream in the oven Sorry"

"Why did the girl give Jesus a blowjob? She wanted to see the messiah cum"

"What did Ahab yell out to Moby Dick as it swam away? Catch you later!"

"If you're wearing khaki above the waist I'm going to assume you know everything about every animal."

"What does a squid sheriff form? An octoposse!"

"Note to self Don't buy one."

"Did you hear about Brussels? Looks like we'll be short on sprouts this year..."