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Joke of the Day

"If a giant capture you and me and made a smoothie out of us, what would it taste like? It would taste like ""just us""."

"Me: Feel free to name your next kid after me. Coworker: Why would I name my kid ""Giant Douchebag?"""

"Today I picked up a hitchhiker. Dropped him off at Crystal Lake. Seemed nice but didn't say a word. Was wearing a hockey mask. Oh, these wacky kids and their crazy fashions!"

"Someone hit me in the head with a bottle of Omega-3 tablets the other day. Everything is OK; it was just a super fish oil wound."

"Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages? No one could perform the execution well enough."

"How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia? Glue bread to the ceiling."

"Heads up guys, if you ask your wife how to spell menage a trois she's gonna want to know why."

"A junkie walks into a gay bar,..... he goes straight to the bathroom and starts banging ron."

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat ? The wheelchair!"

"Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination? Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!"