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Joke of the Day

"Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination? Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!"

"The wife said that a dwarf felt her tit the other day."

"Americans choosing their orders at McDonalds more seriously than Their presidents."

"If you don't like the fire....don't tickle the dragon."

"Friday is just Monday with tits."

"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your family bush."

"If you have a six-pack and a friend drinks five of your beers, what do you have left? One less friend."

"Statistics never show how many accidents each year are the direct result of a guy checking out some chick's ass."

"Why is Obama left-handed? Because blacks have no rights"

"Amish murderers get the acoustic chair."