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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like"

"Once I participated in a ""Nice Guy"" 5K Run..... We all finished last."

"Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82... ...I'm easily lead"

"I was talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours. We just clicked."

"My bf just asked me ""what do you call it when you get water sprayed up your butt to clean it, again?"" Me ""...foreplay"""

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender"

"Why do people want attention of 1000 pies? because it's their sen-pais~"

"My New Year's resolution is to stop telling Dad jokes, shouldn't be that hard, I never joke about my father."

"To err is human. To blame it on someone else shows management potential."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adeline ! Adeline who ? Adeline extra to the letter !"