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Joke of the Day
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender"
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"What's beef jerky? Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's."
"Fool me once, fine by me. Fool me twice, jokes on you. I still don't give a fuck."
"That dolphin tattoo on your ass was SO hot when you were 18, Now it looks like a used condom!"
"A man walked into a bar... ...and stayed there my whole childhood. ^:("
"Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music? Because it's logarythmic."
"How do you make sure man will never find something? Name it clit."
"You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game? It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots."
"What's Mozart doing? decomposing."
"If you are having sex with two women and a third woman walks in, what do you have? Divorce proceedings, most likely"