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Joke of the Day

"I was talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours. We just clicked."

"My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it... We went out and had drinks. Cool guy, he wants to be a web designer."

"The biggest Myth is to solve problems of MATH"

"What do turtles do for fun? Play hide and shell."

"Wrong hole! It's too tight! -me putting on my watch, you pervs"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Aye yee think it be arrrrr, but it be the seaa"

"[does his regular grocery shopping] Cashier: having a kid's birthday party? Me: ...................yes."

"How do you know you're golfing with a politician? When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard."

"How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future."

"Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?"