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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 3 mexicans breaking into somewhere? Trespassers"

"What brand of computer is best at singing? A Dell"

"What kind of doctors are like spiders ? Spin doctors !"

"If I had a nickel for every racist thing I've ever said I'd have a small loan of a million dollars."

"To anyone commenting you don't have any chest hair Tell them it does not grow on steel"

"Has anyone here ever smelled mothballs? I'm having trouble getting their tiny legs open."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot"

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? One snatches watches..."

"Request: Jokes for the sick? I have a good friend who was just hospitalized, hopefully nothing too serious. I'd love to send him a few short, clean jokes to cheer him up. Thanks!"

"Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth? Because they philos all the time!"