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Joke of the Day

"What brand of computer is best at singing? A Dell"

"Seenus trouble Dad: Son, I have seenus trouble. Me: Seenus? Dont you mean sinus trouble, pops? Dad: No, son. Seenus, I was out with my girlfriend and your mom seenus."

"Why don't atheists use exponents? Because they don't believe in higher powers."

"I finally got the confidence to be a peeping tom For the longest time, I was just beating around the bush"

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped."

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot... The bartender says, ""Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get it?"" ""Africa"", says the parrot."

"What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono? They both live off dead beetles"

"My eyes physically can't roll any higher up into my skull to show you how annoying you are."

"Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet? ...He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up? ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the ""hole"" show."

"A screwdriver walks into a bar... The Bartender says, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The Screwdriver says, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""