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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A nigg-air!"

"what's your best oscar one liner? tell me."

"ll be posting telepathically today.. So if you think of something funny, that was me."

"eating the classic new york dish we all know and love that's right the individually purchased sleeve of ritz crackers"

"When comparing men to women, you'll notice there's a vas deferens between the two."

"When I hear someone complain that their towns are boring with nothing to do, all I hear is a boring person who doesn't know how to have fun."

"Got caught talking to myself today. So I pretended I was a tree until they walked away."

"I don't have a gf, but I do know a woman who in the car often asks where this is going so I show her the GPS & she gets mad for some reason."

"Was watching family feud, I don't think The announcer was N'SYNC"

"LPT: If you crash into a parked car and don't have a paper and pen.. simply use a key to scratch your insurance details on to the bonnet."