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Joke of the Day

"ll be posting telepathically today.. So if you think of something funny, that was me."

"What is a hooker in Alaska called? A frostitute!"

"Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie? Because he was wayyy far out man."

"customers who viewed SHIMMERING LIGHTS OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS, also viewed THEIR FEET HELPLESSLY MOVING TOWARDS THE DARKNESS OF THE WOODS"

"What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college? Bison"

"So I was driving Sasha Grey to a porno shoot and I asked her where I should park She said right in the g-spot"

"Based on the amount of laundry I did today I have to assume there are people living in this house I haven't met yet."

"I just got my first grey hair. This is the last time I let grandma cook dinner for me."

"How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample? Poop in the specimen cup."

"I feel like not enough people know about the situation in Yemen It's like no one knows Houthis guys are."