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Joke of the Day

"eating the classic new york dish we all know and love that's right the individually purchased sleeve of ritz crackers"

"What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element? XeNON."

"What do I think about my toes? They couldn't be further from my mind."

"Save money this Halloween by utilizing last years' hobo costume to dress up as this year's federal employee."

"Never sit down in front of the computer while having breakfast because when you get up it'll be dinner time."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a dead baby? One makes you feel sick and the other one is free!"

"What goes around the world yet stays in the corner? Stamp"

"I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare's dead silly. No wonder he hasn't replied."

"What do you call a Muslim on a plane. The pilot, you racist bitch."

"Jokes about German Sausages are the wurst..."