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Joke of the Day
"When comparing men to women, you'll notice there's a vas deferens between the two."
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"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."
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"dude told me he did a line with Emma Watson but I know he was lying - she's British, they call them ""queues"""
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"Im trying to get into classical music... ...but I cant find any original recordings. All the music is performed by cover bands."
"Hey guys I found an iPhone 6s If it's yours contact me. I still need the charger!"
"Just learned how to masturbate. It comes in handy."
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