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Joke of the Day
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands"
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"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 left him a note saying ""You're next""."
"US follows Britain BRITAIN: ""Hey, America, watch this!"" *BRITAIN SETS ITSELF ON FIRE* USA: ""Cool. Can I borrow your lighter?"""
"*Sees ant carrying a leaf that weighs 3x its body weight* Wife: Can you imagine being that strong? Me: *Picking up leaf* Yes."
"I'm circling the auto shop and hoping that my mechanic can hear me yelling, ""BRAKES!""."
"The difference between a seesaw and a catapult? An overweight friend."
"[emergency room] ""We need to put pressure on the wound!"" [to wound] We've been together 6 months now, I think we should move in together"""
"I didn't know what to wear to my Premature Ejaculation Society meeting... So I just came in my pants."
"Q: How do you make an idiot think he's a duck? A: Tell him he's a duck."
"In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A G and P Z. The problem's H to O."