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"What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6? Mercedes Benz..."
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"If you're keeping score in your relationship, I promise you, you're losing."
"I tried write a joke about the Zika virus... [OC] ...but couldn't come up with anything off the top of my head."
"I don't need a pair of underwear, I just need one clean underwear."
"What's a capitalist's favourite dessert? PROFITeroles. Bad, I know."
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey"
"A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, ""I don't know. It all happened so fast."""
"Officer- I'm giving you a ticket for your speed Me- That's heroin Officer-... Me- Want some? Officer-... Me- Oooh, shiny handcuffs"
"How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace..."
"How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten tickles!"