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Joke of the Day
"How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten tickles!"
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"Only in America would they name a state after a bucket of fried chicken."
"How do you ship 100 jews across the country? Put them in a semite-truck."
"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they stood on no legs, they would fall over!"
"What's a Cuban's favorite song? Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS"
"I was gonna make a gay joke.. ...butt fuck it."
"A man is stranded on a deserted island. To attract rescuers he sends out a smoke signal. ""Help! My blankets on fire!"""
"My dad's TV volume is always set at ""screw the neighbors""."
"honey the ppl of atlantis lost an entire city & thats like 2000x bigger than a baby so idk if all this yellin is necessary"
"""Excuse me, do you validate parking?"" I sure do, champ. *kisses your forehead* Your parking is second to none."