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Joke of the Day
"How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten tickles!"
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"Texting was a great solution to talking. But now replying to texts is exhausting so I'm done with all communication I guess."
"Ladies, If you would simply make your Facebook profile pic a bikini shot, it would save me a lot of awkward stalking time."
"26 letters, minus the U. What do you get? A solipsistic Alphabet."
"HOW MANY BABIES DOES IT TAKE TO PAINT A WALL? Well, since 1 baby could paint 0 walls, it would take infinite babies to paint a wall."
"My wife is a beautiful, kind & giving woman who also checks my TL."
"Some guy told me I wasn't funny today, so I punched him in his face because nobody likes liars."
"Why did Mrs. Grape leave Mr. Grape? She was tired of raisin kids."
"Have you ever eaten an eyeball? Neither have I."
"Why does the ocean have water? Because the sky is *blue*"