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Joke of the Day

"A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, ""I don't know. It all happened so fast."""

"WORM: Why do caterpillars think they are better than us? OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*"

"Gold walks into a bar Copper says, ""Au! Get outta here!"""

"My Girlfriend & her Ex... My girlfriend wanted me to be more like her ex . . . . . So I dumped her."

"How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?"

"A slutty egg walks into a bar. Everyone starts laughing at her. ""I don't get it. What's so funny?"" she demands. The bartender says, ""Well, the yoke's on you."""

"Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp. Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation? Sammy: No. They do!"

"If I could, I'd wear plaid every day. But I feel as though doing that would cross several lines."

"Q: Why are farmers cruel? A: They pull corn by the ears."

"If u want to sound smart just make up coding languages. Like ""yeah I know DeltaCube, 17v and Amorph,"" literally nobody will know theyre fake"