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Joke of the Day

"Officer- I'm giving you a ticket for your speed Me- That's heroin Officer-... Me- Want some? Officer-... Me- Oooh, shiny handcuffs"

"If I wanted to seduce my mom with fruit... ...should I send her an Oedipal Arrangement?"

"You're so ugly that your mustache is thicker then my dads"

"The driver & Police Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"If Russia attacked Turkey from behind... ...would Greece help?"

"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't."

"Why is 10 traumatized forever? Because he was right in the middle of 9-11."

"What is the smartest fruit? It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!"

"How do you spot a meth - head in Wal-Mart... In the light - bulb isle with their cart turned upside down, fixing a squeaky wheel."