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Joke of the Day

"Ugh. Do I really need to register to your website to leave a comment? I just need to disagree with this asshole real quick."

"What do you call a lemon that has sex with its family? In*zest*uous"

"I bought my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo for Christmas... If she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself. - From The Sopranos"

"What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card? Naboo"

"It's 2014 and somehow we still don't have a car mirror that can make objects appear exactly as far away as they are."

"There was a documentary on TV about the world's smallest car. I couldn't get into it."

"What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells? I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence."

"Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper? Sith happens."

"Osama was found hiding in mansion in Abbottabad. Talk abbot-a-bad place to try and hide..."

"A blonde walks into a library... No, that's it. That's the joke."