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Joke of the Day
"There was a documentary on TV about the world's smallest car. I couldn't get into it."
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"Jesus was such a player.... ...he was laid in a manger"
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"Excited about my bike, I decided to start a cycling club. It's been weeks and no one has joined Maybe The Pedalphiles wasn't the best name :-/"
"Real person: Do you have Twitter? I'll follow you! Me: Nope, sorry. Don't have a phone or a computer. Or a microwave. Hard times and all.."
"if money can't buy happiness explain pizza"
"Why isn't Hungary's capital city called ""Very"""
"Knock knock. Who's there? April Fool day :)"
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog."
"Every restroom says gentleman on it...since I'm a degenerate asshole I've been pissing in the trash cans outsidee them."