4640
Joke of the Day
"You know what's way better than an iPod? A zune"
Next Joke
"What do you call a Deer with no eyes? No eye Deer"
"Today my dad told me that he quit his car vacuuming job after the first day. He said it was a sucky job"
"Sunday Family Humour 3rd August - a Weekly light humour magazine for all the family"
"I just pimped my car. Now it has extra whorespower."
"How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Protesters never change anything."
"I used to think porn stars got paid alot it turns out they've been getting shafted"
"[Gets down on one knee] We can save $7.99 a month if we share a single Netflix account."
"Seems like Harrison Ford is really down to earth Too early?"
"Said the masochist to the sadist: ""Oh hit me, hurt me, oh please just use me"" Said the sadist to the masochist: ... no"