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Joke of the Day
"Why are gametes best suited to advertising careers? Because sex cells."
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"Yo mama, so fat.... that when she walked outside to get the mail, it measured on the Richter Scale."
"He died doing what he loved: telling me I'm overreacting."
"What did the man with leprosy say to the hooker after he paid her? You can keep the tip."
"Swallowing these multivitamins is like swallowing the Titanic Need a little water to wash it down."
"What should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant???? #RT"
"What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball? Juan on Juan."
"*rings doorbell* hmm... not sure if it rang *waits 2 hours before ringing again so I don't seem impatient*"
"Your momma is so dumb jokes your momma is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch"
"How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums? Algorithm."