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Joke of the Day

"Why are gametes best suited to advertising careers? Because sex cells."

"Why don't anteaters ever get sick? Because they are full of antibodies!"

"What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino? Hell if I know."

"I just ate 2 lbs. of Greek yogurt in one sitting And people say I'm not cultured..."

"What happens to a tapeworm after it dies? It will be interred."

"Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking? They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it."

"My grandparents were vaporised in a freak accident They will be mist... :'("

"*classic 90's sitcom where sister is taking too long in the bathroom* Sister: hold on I'm taking a big shit. *theme music plays*"

"Where does a catholic cat go when it dies? Purrrgatory."

"Have you heard about that new therapy they're using in Japan? Soy lattes up the rectum. It's supposed to have amazing health benefits. Enemame."