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Joke of the Day
"I was told to write a report of waffles But I failed because there was to much walfling"
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"My lesbian neighbors got me two fake Rolex for my birthday.... I guess they misunderstood when I told them I wanted to watch"
"One blonde says to another, ""I slept with a Brazilian last night"". The other blonde says, ""Wow, how many is that""?"
"Apparently its true. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."
"As new head of Westboro Baptist Church, I'm expanding who God hates. To start: delivery guys, vegetarians, and people who do Sudoku."
"It doesn't take much to be a president... ... a liter of the country."
"Why did the traffic light turn red? You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street."
"Psychiatrist: ""Your check bounced and was returned for insufficient funds."" Me: ""So how does that make you feel?"""
"A girl walks into a bar... A girl walks into a bar and says, ""I'll have a double entendre."" So the bartender gives her Triple Secs."
"Dear keyboard, They may touch you, but they can't take their eyes off of me. Sincerely, monitor."