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Joke of the Day

"Why did Snow White go to bed? She was feeling Sleepy."

"Quebec lovers Why do Quebecers like to make love doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game at the same time!"

"I just learned that you can get drunk from Kangaroo meat! I'm pretty sure it has something to do with all the hops."

"i got you a candy necklace for a present but then something happened so i got you this string instead"

"How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Let the bitch cook in the dark!!!"

"Why do scuba-divers fall backwards off the boat? ...Because if they fell forwards they'd fall back into the boat."

"These new drone regulations... I had to register my two sticks of butter with the FAA. It was so much trouble just to see my butter fly."

"I used to make a living crushing cans. It was soda pressing."

"Have you seen the new movie about Auschwitz? The plot was interesting but actors could have put more soul into their characters. It was a hollow cast."

"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat."