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Joke of the Day

"As a man, I honor Christopher Columbus every day of the year by refusing to ask for directions."

"Knock knock (....) Interrupting journalist (.. Bang Bang.... bang!"

"It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup."

"Trump is the 45th President of the United States. Aren't you proud fellow Americans."

"German 1970's joke What's the difference between the east-german and the west-german accent? While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer."

"What's long, hard, and fucks old people? Osteoporosis"

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking."

"Me at 7PM: Man I'm so sleepy. Can't wait to get to bed... Me at 12AM: I'M GONNA STAY UP DOING SHIT ON THE INTERNET TIL 4AM!! YEAH!"

"Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents!"