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Joke of the Day

"Robber: Give me all your money.Otherwise you are chemistry! ME: Don't you mean history? R: Don't change the subject! *Both start laughing"

"Is it safe to visit the forests of Germany? I heard there could be a baum."

"A rapist, a con-artist and a fascist walk into a bar... The bartender says 'What'll it be Mr President?'"

"GALS: Ask ANY guy, if you don't know all the sex tips from the latest Cosmo, we are NOT interested."

"Why is your Girlfriend like KFC? Because after you're done eating you throw your bone in a greasy box."

"You know your girlfriend is fat when... When she fits into your wife's cloths."

"""Grandpa, why did you let catastrophic global warming and 4+ Transformers movies happen?"" -- Your disappointed grandchildren"

"Mom hires magician for birthday party, Voldemort #badluckbrian"

"On a scale of 1 to 10 How old is your girlfriend?"

"If Trump wins I'm leaving the country if Clinton wins I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I'm just a pilot so I always travel"